I, ________________________, being of sound mind and body, I do not wish
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who
lawyers/ doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Bloody Mary, Strawberry Margarita, Scotch & soda, Martini, Vodka & Tonic, A cold beer,
steak, Lobster or crab legs, the remote control, bowl of ice cream, the sports page,
chocolate, or sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing
at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times
we have had.
Signature: _Donald. E. Bergseng Sr.__________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.
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|I am interested in buying or trading groups. singles or collections
|I would consider cash offers.
|As a rule I do not sell outright "but "
|Most of my cups I have bought off ebay
or picked up on trades.
I am always looking for new ones to
add to my collections.